It’s no
surprise North Korea would be upset about the recent movie starring James
Franco and Seth Rogan. You’ve heard about it; Tee Tong-lu vs. Wollywood. [See
how easy it is to change a name] North Korea lives in a world of its own, a
country ruled by one man who has shown signs of complete insanity. Hollywood,
on the other hand, is dictated by an elite group of snot-nosed fakes. I think
we have an evenly matched dispute.
It makes
sense Hollywood would throw a tantrum when rejected. It’s tough living in a
world of make believe. After being worshiped like Gods and making money hand
over foot, it’s only natural these filmmakers would start to believe they’re
invincible. But when Americans are expected to climb on board the coo-coo
train; maybe it’s time for a little dose of reality.
It doesn’t
take a rocket scientist to realize this brainless plot was devised for money,
but are we really supposed to allow extreme egotism to dictate our safety? Not
that I’m supporting Kim Jong-un, but a quick look at the mindset of
our own leaders, not to mention Hollywood, might shed some light on why some
people fall for these schemes.
Lets face
it; the world is not the cuddly, sweet little ball of life some pretend it to
be. It’s an age of children shooting children, with Hollywood beating on the
ambulance doors, harassing the victim for a story. The movie business is a
group of people who slaughter each other in films, make millions at the box
office, then campaign for gun control. If that’s not an example of bending over
for a buck, I don’t know what is. I don’t share Hollywood’s double standards,
and when these moviemakers put a gun to my head and demand I back them up, it’s
time to slam on the brakes.
But the argument
stands; Hollywood will lose millions. Maybe that’s the price for planning a foolish
stunt. Some mistakes are costly. Most of us can’t conceive losing millions—no
wait a minute—we give millions to Hollywood; that’s how they make money. My how
selfishly they spend it.
Moral fiber
has always played a miniscule role in Hollywood, and it definitely won’t be
found in Kim Jong-un, but this film’s publicity stunt
reaches an all-time low. Even the Cochroachian family could learn a new trick
from this swindle. You, Hollywood, have just told us, our safety is second to
your greed. Well that just sucks.
Some will support
this film because America loves a good thief. For example: we cherish the
Rockefellers, honor the Kennedys, and hold the Bush family in high esteem. With
so many [self-funded] organizations trying to improve lives of the less
fortunate, it seems ironic to worship the fortunes built from slavery, alcohol,
and cocaine. Many of you would disagree with that statement, that is, until you
do your homework. Not to worry if you’ve never researched the above mentioned; Hollywood
has been there all along, twisting the truth to make a buck. Seems ironic
Hollywood would preach ethics at this point in the game.
North Korea
may be a corrupt place, but when the layers of narcissism are peeled away, our
government is ten-fold more corrupt. What makes us special is we’re taught to
hide everything negative. Nobody likes a hater, and in the name of freedom, we lie
to each other in order to stay positive. We shun other countries that take care
of their own people. But the truth behind the brainwashing is simple; America
is a business, and “We the People” are the employees. Wall Street runs our
government and we, in return, behave as we’re told, happily dancing at the breakfast
table with the cherry Pop-Tarts we’re told to buy.
Hollywood operates
no differently, enforcing the falseness that Americans are the chosen race; the
highest form of mankind, selected by God to flaunt our fantasy lives. Hollywood
has made billions sending that message to the world. Some Americans are
starting to believe it. Meanwhile the big boys in Hollywood are driving a
locomotive across the country at full speed, shaking people for the change in
their pockets. In turn, millions of Americans mimic Hollywood’s message, as a
morally bankrupt lifestyle will surely make you some money. And boy do we worship
money.
I’m not sure
who the bitch is in-between the sheets, but Hollywood and Wall Street have a
sweet thing going on, and America is rapidly becoming the greediest, most hated,
under privileged, and yes, corrupt, ‘Super Power’ on the globe. Kudos on the
scam, but I vote we take this train off the tracks.
Now that the
cards are on the table, Hollywood, as expected, is crying like a third grader, laying
their actions in the governments lap, [There’s a shining example of
functionality] eager to toss safety out the window. And you’re right, George Clooney, I would hold you accountable if a family member was killed by
attending your film, especially since you’ve placed humans at risk for the sake
of a dollar. That said, my family is a little smarter than that, and they
definitely wouldn’t expect the government to step in when they, themselves,
have done something stupid.
Hollywood
and Kim Jong-un seem to be a good match: both blinded by greed, both living
under a crown of arrogance, both wholeheartedly believing they are more
deserving.
I think it’s
fair to say this movie won’t unearth any groundbreaking theories, no
earth-shattering discoveries, and certainly no award winning roles. Seth Rogan
has the charm of a fourth grader and we love his bouncing stomach, in every,
single, movie. James Franco has been around long enough to ask the people of
this country for financial aid, imposing Kickstarter on fans who already pay
his mortgage.
In all
fairness, not all movies are vain and destructive. Some films have a message
and they touch the heart. Rare, but true. Kudos on that, but my advice; save
your self-righteousness for a good cause, Hollywood.
I disagree
Americans should come second to safety, and I think it’s fair to say we’ve
reached a boiling point with our country’s lack of respect for human beings. All
in all, this isn’t about backing down from a bully; it’s about placing innocent
people in harms way. If Hollywood chooses to stand on North Korean soil and
propose this idiotic scheme, then go ahead, get your own heads blown off, but
leave us out of your arrogant plot. Now is not the time to pile your
shit-stirring on the average American, the ones who pay all debts in this country,
and the ones who grieve when the slaughtering reaches our families—eighty Americans
every day.
Since we’re
told we don’t matter, I propose every theater in the country increase security
and send Hollywood the invoice. Personally, I’m exhausted with footing the bill
for millionaire babies who make a living sucking cash from others.
